Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Tuesday Trivia

Richard Lederer, in Literary Trivia, gives us an evil title name matching game. Match the first name to the last name. The evil part is some first names don't have last names, and some last names don't have first names. Each is the entire title of a written work.
For extra credit, name the author.
First Names:
Anna
Antigone
Harvey
Lorna
Martin
Moll
Pudd'nhead
Rebecca
Silas
Tristram

Last Names:
Babbitt
Chuzzlewit
Doone
Dracula
Flanders
Ivanhoe
Karenina
Marner
Shandy
Wilson
(Answers next week will be in order by Title.)

Here's the answer to last week's trivia question:
(Also from Richard Lederer's Literary Trivia)

Lederer calls this "The Mother of All Titles." I call it "Just Enough Information to drive you Totally Crazy trying to figure it out!

The D of a Y G, by A F
The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank

The H of N D by V H
The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo

The C of the W by J L
The Call of the Wild by Jack London

The L S of J A P by T S E
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T S Eliot

The R of the A M by S T C
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Monday, March 30, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Wrap Up

Crouching Buzzard was a lot of fun to read! Often I don't read enough "fun" books. I usually find myself reading thick, "meaningful" books, and historical fiction novels.

Do you find your choice of books changes depending on what's happening in your life? I have a few "old standard" books I read when the rest of my life is getting complicated. I call them my "beer and peanut" books, and have read them over and over. I think I'll be adding Donna Andrews' books to that pool!

What are your "old reliable" books, that you reach for when you just don't really want to challenge yourself, or think too hard?

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Weekend Update


What's happening at your library next week?

Here's the schedule for events for grownups, for the week of Saturday 28 March 2009 through Friday 3 April 2009:
(Click on the link for times, and more information)

Saturday 3/28/2009
West Las Vegas Library: Author's Symposium
Sahara West Library: Viva La Vita Bella Italian Festival


Sunday 3/29/2009
Whitney Library: Film - Mystic River


Monday 3/30/2009
West Charleston Library: AARP Tax Assistance

Tuesday 3/31/2009
Clark County Library: Film - Tuesday Afternoon at the Bijou - Pandora and the Flying Dutchman
Clark County Library: Film - The Film Movement Collection - In Love We Trust

Wednesday 4/1/2009
Spring Valley Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Sahara West Library: Discover Wellness Lecture Series

Thursday 4/2/2009
Clark County Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Clark County Library: Film - CineVegas from the Vault - Kurt Cobain - About a Son

Friday 4/3/2009
Enterprise Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Spring Valley Library: Springs Preserve presents Green Living
West Las Vegas Library: Jeopardy Bowl 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Animal Rights Activists

"Doc" Rutledge, the veterinarian who's treating all the animals in the Mutant Wizards' office, is a former member of an (unnamed) militant animal rights organization.

One of the most vivid scenes in the book is when Doc tries to "liberate" office mascot George, the one-winged buzzard. Doc mistakes George for an eagle, and tries to push him out the window. George, being unable to fly, resists this attempt mightily. Finally George does what buzzards do when threatened. He vomits.

Ewww.

We learned that's really what buzzards do when threatened. It achieves two purposes. It makes the buzzard lighter, so they can escape more quickly, and sometimes it distracts the predator by offering them a "free lunch."

But, ewww!

Andrews does tend to pillory groups and individuals who take their personal passions too far. With Doc, she spotlights rabid animal rights activists who go too far in their efforts to protect animals, and sometimes actually do more harm than good. Doc becomes a recurring character and turns out to be a pretty nice guy in later books. And Andrews isn't mocking all people who are devoted to animals, just those who carry their passions too far.

Wikipedia has a good list of animal welfare groups that are great groups to check out if you love animals.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Random Thursday - Audie Award Finalists

The Audie Awards, from the Audio Publishers' Association, have been celebrating and rewarding the finest in spoken word entertainment for the last eight years. The 2009 list of finalists was announced in February.

There are about 135 finalists in 31 different categories.

I love audiobooks. I listen to them when I'm driving, and when I'm doing hand-work. They're fantastic when I'm out walking or at the gym. I usually get a particularly enthralling mystery title, and only allow myself to listen to it while I'm actually exercising. No "just listening to the last little bit in the car." If I want to hear the next exciting bit, I have to be moving.

We're exceptionally lucky here in the Las Vegas-Clark County Library District. We buy a lot of audio books - either on CD, or in downloadable format. I particularly like the downloadables when I'm flying. I can put four or five books on my MP3 player. I don't have to juggle all those discs on the crowded plane. My sound deadening headphones are significantly larger than my MP3 player. It makes my carry-on smaller and lighter.

Check out this list of some of the Audie finalists that the Library District owns, either in CD or downloadable audio format.

Who do you think will win? Take a listen, and make your choices! The Audie Winners will be announced at the "Audie Gala" in New York City, on May 29th.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Book for April 2009 - The Monkey Wrench Gang by Edward Abbey

I've mentioned once or twice that April is Reading Las Vegas month - that's the Adult Reading program, similar to the Summer Reading Program you probably remember from when you were a kid, but for grownups. (And you still get prizes!)

The theme for the month is "Going Green", so we're going to read a ecological classic: The Monkey Wrench Gang, by Edward Abbey. The annotation says the book is "an uproarious blend of chaos, conflict, and comedy." I'm not sure I can agree with that description.

For the first time, I think we need to talk about Book Discussion Etiquette. I'm about half-way through this book, and I'm pretty much hating every page.

I'm not hating it because it's poorly written. It's well written and entertaining. It's a pretty easy read.

I'm not hating it bacause I disagree with the characters' beliefs. I've been a hippie-greenie-treehugger since the first Earth Day.

I'm hating it because I dislike the characters intensly, and hate what they're doing. My response to this theoretical comedy classic tells me people are going to have some strong opinions about this book, and not everyone will agree.

So here are the rules:
  • Everyone gets to voice their opinion. (Please do!)
  • Anyone else is free to say "You're nuts!" (It'd be nice if you can then -calmly- explain why.)
  • We're all going to play nice and respect each others' opinions, even if we don't agree with them.
  • After the discussion, we should all be able to go out and share a convivial beverage, without tearing the drinking establishment to pieces.
Remember - I see and can approve or delete any comments before they're published. This is a family forum, so keep your language clean, and your comments positive. I won't delete comments just because I don't agree with them. I will delete nasty, mean comments.

Play nice, guys!

OK, so go get your books and start reading:

Regular print book

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tuesday Trivia

Richard Lederer, in Literary Trivia, has a truly evil section which he calls "The Mother of All Titles", in which he give Initials Only for titles and authors. He has a HUNDRED of these.

Here are a few that I was actually able to "get". Can you figure them out?

The D of a Y G, by A F

The H of N D by V H

The C of the W by J L

The L S of J A P by T S E

The R of the A M by S T C

(and now my head hurts!)

Here's the answer to last week's trivia question:
(Also from Richard Lederer's Literary Trivia)

Can you connect the location with the author? For "extra bragging rights", name one or more stories set in that location.

d) William Faulkener wrote about 1. Yoknapatawpha County in The Sound and the Fury, Absalom, Absalom!, and many other stories.

a)William Shakespeare wrote about 2. The Forest of Arden in As You Like It.

b)George Orwell wrote about 3. Oceania in 1984.

c)Kenneth Grahame wrote about 4. Toad Hall in The Wind in the Willows.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Affirmations in Therapy

One of the funnier aspects of Crouching Buzzard is the interactions between the programmers and the therapists, trying to co-exist and share office space. It's not a match made in heaven.

When Dr. Adams brings out her box of Affirmation Bears, you just know that trouble is brewing. It's too good a set-up.

What is an affirmation? Positive affirmations are a therapy tool meant to help the patient "re-program" their self image. If someone is overweight, believes they're overweight, and can never be anything but overweight, that person can use a positive affirmation to change their self-image. Here's kind of how it works.

With a positive affirmation, you look for a short, positive phrase or sentence that states how you want to think about yourself, rather than how you think about yourself now. If the phrase "You're fat and ugly" rings continuously in your head, your affirmation might be "I am thin and beautiful." Here's what the Lance Armstrong Foundation website, LiveStrong, says on self-affirmations:
  • Healing, positive self-scripts you give to yourself to counter your negative self-scripts.
  • Vehicles by which you can free yourself from the over-dependence on other's opinions, attitudes or feelings about you and feel good aboutyourself.
  • The visualization of a new order and sense in your life, which you can work toward achieving.
  • You take personal responsibility for your health and emotional stability.
    ...

Personal affirmations usually take three forms: "I am...", "I can...", or "I will..." statements. Again, from the LiveStrong website:

"I" statements:

"I'' statements are one-line statements that can be repeated to cover three areas:

"I am"--a statement of who you are. This is a positive affirmation of a real state of being that exists in you. You can achieve a full list of "I am" statements by taking a personal positive inventory of your attributes, strengths, talents and competencies. Examples include:* I am competent--I am energetic...

"I can"--a statement of your potential. This is a positive affirmation of your ability to accomplish goals. It is a statement of your belief in your power to grow, to change, and to help yourself. "I can" statements are developed after you develop a set of short-term (3 to 6 months) goals. Examples include: * I can lose weight--I can grow...

"I will"--a statement of positive change in your life. This is a positive affirmation of a change you want to achieve. It is a positive statement of what you want to happen. It is a "success prophecy.'' "I will" statements are developed after you have set your priorities for the short-term goals you have set. Examples include:* I will like myself better each day...

The basic theory behind this is you repeat your affirmation over and over. Write it on a 3x5 card, and stick it on your mirror in the bathroom. Tape it to the steering column of your car. Put it on your computer monitor - anywhere you will see it over and over, and reprogram the "negative message" in your head, and replace it with your positive message. When I was using affirmations many years ago, I actually went out and got a 10 second looped answering machine tape, recorded my affirmation, and played it continuously in the car, on the way to and from work.

Now that you know what the basic theory of affirmations is, let's look at what Dr. Adams had, and what the programmers did. Here is a list of some of the affirmations the bears were supposed to say:

  • I am a calm, rational person who never resorts to physical violence to solve my problems.
  • I always try to see the best in every situation.
  • Whenever something makes me angry, I stop, take a deep breath, and try to see the humorous side of the situation.
  • Don't keep anger and hurt feelings bottled up inside. Find positive ways of expressing negative feelings.
  • I gladly accept new challenges and new situations.
  • I am not afraid to show my feelings.
  • I take responsibility for my own destiny.
  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

And here's what happened when the programmers got done reprogramming the bears:

  • "Here's looking at you, kid." (In Bogart's voice)
  • "Hehehehehe.....wipeout!" (Riff of surfing music)
  • "Belch!"
  • "nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk" (think Three Stooges")
  • "Hiya Babe, how's tricks?"
  • "How about another brewski?"

Don't tell me what your affirmation would be... But, what would your re-programmed bear say?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Weekend Update


What's happening at your library next week?

Here's the schedule for events for grownups, for the week of Saturday 21 March 2009 through Friday 27 March 2009:
(Click on the link for times, and more information)

Saturday 3/21/2009
Clark County Library: Film - Anime Academy for Adults - Shojo for the Shy: Best Friends Forever!
Clark County Library: Spirit of l'Acadie: Fiddles, Jigs and Reels


Sunday 3/22/2009
Whitney Library: Film - I am Sam
Clark County Library: Grand Derangement in Concert!
Sunrise Library: Film - Sunday Movie Matinee - Miracle of St. Anna
West Las Vegas Library: Film - Blacks in Hollywood and Film - The Wiz

Monday 3/23/2009
West Charleston Library: AARP Tax Assistance

Tuesday 3/24/2009
Clark County Library: Film - Tuesday Afternoon at the Bijou - Lured
Clark County Library: Film - The Film Movement Collection - The Pope's Toilet (El Bano del Papa)

Wednesday 3/25/2009
Spring Valley Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Las Vegas Library: Emotional Sound Techniques
West Las Vegas Library: Spotlight on Your Health
Clark County Library: Writing What You Know

Thursday 3/26/2009
Clark County Library: AARP Tax Assistance
West Charleston Library: AAA: Cruise Into Summer

Friday 3/27/2009
Enterprise Library: AARP Tax Assistance

Friday, March 20, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Cozy Mysteries

Donna Andrews writes Cozy Mysteries. She calls her other series (whose main character is a computer) "Techno-Cozies".

What exactly is a "Cozy Mystery", and is there any stigma to them?

Traditionally, cozy mysteries have been written for older women, who would prefer there not be graphic violence, graphic language, or graphic sex.

The main character is usually an intelligent woman, with excellent powers of observation. She is not officially working with law enforcement. In fact, official law enforcment people tend to dismiss her actions as "play" or "unimportant." She often has a close friend or boyfriend who is a member of law enforcement, from whom she often gets information that is not available to the general public. The amateur sleuth is usually well liked, has a stable place in her society, and has flaws, but none that are "bad". (She can have a secret chocolate addiction, or can regularly skip her appointment with her personal trainer, but cannot be an alcoholic.)

Cozy Mysteries are intellectual challenges. The crime is a puzzle, and the main character (and reader) solve the mystery through their powers of observation and the ability to put the pieces together.

The crimes tend to be non-violent, and often take place "off stage", so they're not as distressing to read about.

There's usually no (or limited) off-color language. Sex may be implied, but is not usually described graphically.

By the end of the book the "bad guys" have been located and incapacitated, so society is back in balance.

Most of this sounds exactly like the Meg series by Andrews. Andrews' crimes tend to be a bit more graphic. Getting stabbed with a wrought-iron lawn ornament, or skewered with a branch of holly (with the resulting blood spatter) is more graphic that you'll often find in the mildest cozies.

However, her victims and perpetrators tend to be unpleasant gits. (The victim might get beaned with a statue, but you've probably been thinking about beaning the victim yourself...) The closest Andrews really came to having a sympathetic bad-guy was the murderer in Murder with Puffins. (No, no spoiler. Go read it yourself!)

One of the amusing side issues of Cozy Mysteries is they tend to occur in small cities or communities. And, since there's an average of one murder a year, the population gets thinned fairly quickly.

Imagine your terror at finding out that Jessica Fletcher was moving from Cabot Cove to your neighborhood! Would you stay up at night just wondering when this unassuming, friendly woman was going to befriend you? Would you wonder which of your friends would be the first, and then second, third, even fourth to die? I have loved watching Jessica solve all the murders in Cabot Cove, and then, when she ran out of neighbors, have to move to New York. (from the Cozy Mystery List.)
Cozies have been evolving over time. Some have stronger language, more graphic crimes, and more visible sex.

My "live action" book group had been reading a series of heavy-duty titles, so we decided to change-up for a month, and read a Janet Evanovich Stephanie Plum book. One of the members is a charming, much-older woman, who has repeated assured us that any title is fine, as long as the characters don't "take the Lord's name in vain."

I'm afraid that Stephanie Plum pushed her envelope too far. When we met the next month, she was shaking with distress. The language and actions had been too much for her.

And yet, my own mother reads and enjoys the Plum series. (Even if my sister, my niece and I need to explain bits to her, which sometimes leaves her a bit breathless. She usually takes the information to her quilting group, where they all enjoy it enormously!) Would you classify the Plum series as "Cozy?"

There are a lot of sources for more information about Cozies.

The Cozy Mystery List has explanations, titles by theme, titles by author, a blog, and more.

Writing World has an excellent site that explains what you need to consider when writing a cozy.

The Madison Public Library has an excellent, extensive, and easily accessible list of cozy authors.

Is there a stigma to reading cozies? As most of Agatha Christie's mysteries could be classifed as "cozy," I think there's no stigma attached.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Random Thursday - Digital Bookmobile

I love the library's eBooks and eAudio books. We get a lot of questions about them - how to use them, whether you can use an iPod, what's the best portable media device to choose...

Pretty much everyone here in the Virtual Library has a different brand of device. They all work well, and we all love them. But if you want to learn more, and play with the eMedia "hands on" first, the Digital Bookmobile will be here in April!


Overdrive, the company that provides our eBooks to Go service, is touring this 74 foot, 18 wheel digital playground all over the country, and they'll be here in Las Vegas at the beginning of April.

eMedia has come a long way from the early days of PDF'd copies of books in the public domain. If you check now, you'll see eBooks, eAudio books, eMusic and even downloadable videos on the eBooks to go page! AND, many of the eAudio titles are now compatible with iPods!

When you visit the Bookmobile, they're going to give you a great introduction to all of those types of downloadables - here's what's inside:

In the eAudiobook Alley, you can even bring your own MP3 player and download some titles! In the Gadget Gallery, you'll get to play with a variety of different eMedia players, so you can get an idea of which you like best!

So join us in April for the annual Reading Las Vegas - Adult Reading Month. (Remember - that's when you get those amazing cloth book bags!) And make a point of visiting the Digital Bookmobile on its national tour. Those dates are:
Clark County Library: 04/04/2009
Sahara West Library: 04/06/2009
Centennial Hills Library: 04/07/2009
Rainbow Library: 04/08/2009

Don't miss it!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Blacksmithing

One of the odd things in this series is Meg is a working blacksmith. In this book, she's temporarily working as Mutant Wizards' receptionist, because she has a broken arm from work-related accident.

Who knew that there were still blacksmith's around? At least, not in the techonologically advanced United States...

In fact, blacksmithing is still alive and well. There are smiths, goldsmiths (working primarily in jewelry and small ornamental metal work), farriers and artistic metal workers, and others all around. Farriers still make horseshoes (but that's not all they do by a long shot!). Blacksmiths still make everything from nails



to swords.

In an earlier book, Meg was selling fuchsia cast-iron flamingos.

We only ever get to see Meg actually at the forge once, so far in the series. At the beginning of Cockatiels at Seven, Meg is in her workshop, forging some decorative towel racks (This is a short you-tube showing something very similar to what she would have been doing) to sell at an upcoming craft show.

I can watch blacksmiths work for hours, assuming I have good earplugs. Smithing is loud, hot, dirty, kind of dangerous, and a lot of fun! I wish we could see more of Meg at the forge.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Tuesday Trivia

Richard Lederer, in Literary Trivia, points out that sometime the setting of the book is as or more important than the characters. Can you connect the location with the author? For "extra bragging rights", name one or more stories set in that location.

1. Yoknapatawpha County ..........a)Williams Shakespeare
2. The Forest of Arden.................b)George Orwell
3. Oceania .................................c)Kenneth Grahme
4. Toad Hall.................................d) William Faulkner

Here's the answer to last week's trivia question:

(Also from Richard Lederer's Literary Trivia)

Sometimes the "title character" isn't named in the title. What are the actual names for these "title characters?"

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, by Victor Hugo.

- The hunchback was named Quasimodo.

A Man for All Seasons, by Robert Bolt.
- The Man was Sir Thomas More, who was executed by Henry VIII.

The Pathfinder by James Fenimore Cooper.

- The Pathfinder was named Natty Bumpo - probably my favorite, unlikely literary character's name of all time!

The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas. (Bonus question - what was the fourth musketeer's name?)

- While none of the three used his "real" name for various reasons, Dumas called the Three Athos, Porthos and Aramis. The "fourth" musketeer was named d'Artagnon.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Dot Com Startups

By the time this book was published in 2003, the Dot-Com bubble had burst.

But Mutant Wizards has all the feel of the ethusiastic, devil-may-care, not-following-a-standard-business-plan feeling that the Dot-Com startup companies had, with apparently unlimited money and no requirement to account for what they were doing with it.

(NASDAQ composite over time...)

I've seen a documentary on the Dot-Com bubble, that showed Dot-Com employees roller blading around the office, and buying the most expensive office furniture, just because they could. The employee perks offered by the Dot-Coms were (and are) infamous.

Mutant Wizards is different than the standard Dot-Com in that Rob's family is the source of his financing, not (gullible) venture capitalists. (Read that linked article - it's breathtaking. It's a Business Week venture capital article from February 2000, just as the bubble was peaking!)

The major difference between a real tech company and Mutant Wizards is that MW was nominally closed at night, and all the programmers went home. Real programmers have very little awareness of the sun cycle and tend to work non-stop for days at a time. "Going home after work" isn't really in their vocabulary.

With that in mind, it's easy to understand how the old role playing gamers would fit into that lifestyle. The RPGers also worked nonstop, for days at a time. (Entire weekends. We'd game for 36-48-72 hours straight, and only stop because all the characters in the party had died, or we all had classes to attend. We'd gather up our dice, shovel out most of the pizza boxes and soda cans, and shuffle off to where we needed to be.) That's how the early days of dot-com programming went.

So, when Meg goes back to the office in the middle of the night to map out the path the mail robot too, and found the employees gaming merrily in the lunch room, it's far more likely that they were taking a break, rather than meeting in the middle of the night!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Weekend Update


What's happening at your library next week?

Here's the schedule for events for grownups, for the week of Saturday 14 March 2009 through Friday 20 March 2009:
(Click on the link for times, and more information)

Saturday 3/14/2009
West Las Vegas Library: 7th Annual Women's Conference
Clark County Library: Spring Fling Blood Drive
Clark County Library: Film - Saturday Movie Matinee - Lakeview Terrace

Sunday 3/15/2009
Whitney Library: Film - Dead Man Walking
Clark County Library: Nevada Chamber Symphony's Orquestra Futura

Monday 3/16/2009
West Charleston Library: AARP Tax Assistance

Tuesday 3/17/2009
Clark County Library: Film - Tuesday Afternoon at the Bijou - The Good Fairy
Clark County Library: Film - The Film Movement Collection - Under the Bombs (Sous les Bombes)

Wednesday 3/18/2009
Spring Valley Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Las Vegas Library: Emotional Sound Techniques
Sahara West Library: Film - La Vita e Bella (Life is Beautiful)

Thursday 3/19/2009
Clark County Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Summerlin Library: Culinary Secrets from Professional Chefs and Recipe Exchange
West Charleston Library: Emotional Sound Techniques

Friday 3/20/2009
Enterprise Library: AARP Tax Assistance

Friday, March 13, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Computer Gaming

Gaming is a big business, whether it's board gaming or electronic gaming. (We're not going to talk about "Las Vegas-style gaming here!)

Electronic gaming breaks down into four fairly broad sections:

Console Games (Like the Nintendo units, or the PS3 from Sony,) This vaguely includes Arcade Games. (Yes, there are still arcades out there!)

Handheld games (like Gameboy, or any of the cheap little dedicated units you get at stores like Target, that play only one game)

Computer Games

Online Gaming

Arcade and console games are probably the ones the older folk remember best. Did you ever go to the Pinball Parlor? Or did you have a copy of Pong on you State-of-the-Art Atari game system? Pong was an earth-shattering hit in the 1970s, and Pinball Parlors were convincing adults that their children were headed for Trouble for decades.

The Atari system was great, but the best gaming was still only available on the "video pinball machines" that were only available in Pinball Parlors (slowly being repurposed into video arcades.) It was Super Mario Brothers, on the fledgling Nintendo console in the mid 1980s that was the next huge wave in home gaming. Every kid had to have one, and parents learned to haunt Toys R Us, as that was often the easiest and cheapest place to get game cartridges. One thing led to another, and we have the PS3, the Wii, and other home consoles sucking up the home gaming dollars.

The handheld units were often very simple "poker games" or even tamagochis (digital pets). But the handheld systems got increasing popular with the Gameboy, the Sega Game Gear, and all that followed. Now we're going back to the beginnings with uber-tamagochis - Nintendogs for the Nintendo DS handheld system.

Computer games have been around just about as long as computers. I remember playing "Moon Lander" on a key-punch computer. And Pong turned out to be a fairly simple game to program, along with simple versions of checkers and backgammon. (Anyone else remember "Hunt the Wumpus"? Or the old text-version of Zork?)

Because the board games, like Dungeons and Dragons, were becoming increasingly popular and complicated, they started to migrate over to the computer, just to keep track of all the myriad of tiny details involved. One thing there led to another also, and the computer games are unbelievably life-like now. (One apocryphal story involved a helicopter flight simulator set in Australia, and the programmers had mooched some code from an infantry combat simulator. When the simulated helicopter buzzed some simulated kangaroos, the kangaroos all ducked behind a hill and emerged blazing away with machine guns and rocket launchers...)

Computer games is about the era when Crouching Buzzard is set.

Mix computer games with the Internet, and you get MMOGs and other totally interactive games.

Do you think that Lawyers from Hell would convert into a decent interactive online game?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Random Thursday - Adult Reading Month

The New York Times had an excellent article about the "Once City One Book" phenomenon. The timing was perfect as the Las Vegas-Clark County Library District is heating up for it's Reading Las Vegas/Adult Reading Month in April.

Y'all remember doing the Summer Reading Program at your library when you were a child? Read lots of stuff during the summer and get prizes! Reading Las Vegas is a lot like that, but for grown-ups.

If you've seen the cool cloth LVCCLD book bags wandering around the libraries in other peoples' hands, and wondered where to get one, this is your chance! As soon as you can, at the beginning of April, stop at the Adult Services desk at your library, and sign up for the Reading Las Vegas program. They will automatically hand you a totally cool cloth book bag! (Supplies are limited, so the earlier in April you can do it, the better your chance is of getting a bag!)

Next, read books and attend library events during the month of April. Here's the kicker - you have to TELL US you did! You should have a small supply of Entry Forms in your brand new book bag. Every time you read a book or attend a library event during April, fill out one of the forms and take it back to your library. They'll have a container where you can drop your forms.

Don't worry, the forms are REALLY short, and easy to fill out. You don't have to write a review or anything!

The libraries will be drawing entry forms out, and the winners will receive Very Cool Prizes. (I haven't seen the prizes yet, but I just talked with someone on the committee, and she assured me the prizes were Totally Cool.)

The theme for this year's Reading Las Vegas is Going Green. There will be amazing events, authors, and programs.

Don't miss this great program, and be sure to get your book bag early!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Fantasy Role Playing games

The action in Crouching Buzzard revolves around the computer game that Rob (Meg's brother) has developed. He's formed the company (Mutant Wizards) to develop and market the game. But half way thru the book, Rob's computer-geek employees gather for a late-night "old style" game of Lawyers From Hell, with a living Game Master, and a handful of dice. They're astonished and impressed to discover that Meg was "Judge Hammer", the semi-mythical "Judge from Hell."

The reason they give for playing the face-to-face game, rather than the electronic version, is face-to-face allows for more people to play at one time (a deficiency the online version was to remedy), and the "ambiance" (grubby room, scattered fast food wrappers, empty pizza boxes, scraps of paper, and stacks of dice with 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 20, and 100 sides) was more interesting than the fairly sterile environment of an electronic game.

Back in the "old days", face-to-face gaming was the way to go. On Friday and Saturday nights, dormitory rooms in colleges across the country would be filled with young adults playing Dungeons and Dragons, Car Wars, Tunnels and Trolls, Awful Green Things from Outer Space (a particularly evil little game that originally came free in a magazine), and later, GURPS (Generic Universal Role Playing System) from the gaming genius Steve Jackson. The players actually assumed roles in the game. They had individual characters with identities and personalities.

Before Fantasy Role Playing games, gaming geeks huddled over more realistic "board games", such as War in the Pacific (World War II naval combat, spreading huge playing boards over entire rooms), Squad Leader (World War II ground combat), Ace of Aces (World War I aerial dogfighting), and various other actual war re-enactments, often with tiny metal figurines. (Painting the tiny figurines was quite a art, and the practice continued with fantasy figures.)

The allure of these games was a lot of puzzle solving, mounds of dead pizza crusts, and a lot of fellowship. You had your "gaming group", and there was a lot of plotting, laughing, backstabbing, and just plain fun, all the time. Gaming was cheap (except for the beer and pizzas) and fairly easy (exept for the game-master or dungeon-master who had to develop her entire scenario and all the details). Because the games were played manually, they were very complicated to develop and maintain. Gaming once or twice a week was about all you could manage, just because of the development and setup time involved.

Because "creating the characters" and keeping track of all the statistics, maps, and options was so massive, gamers started using computers to keep track of stuff and make things simpler. One thing led to another, and that eventually lead the monstrous MMOGs (Massively Multi-Player Online Games such as Everquest and World of Warcraft), which are hugely expensive to play and are seriously addictive. (Everquest was often called Ever-Crack)

Board gamers and "old style" RPGers are still out there. My brothers still play D&D weekly. (Neither is a dungeon master, they're just gamers.)

The board games also lead to Live Action Role Playing Games (LARPs), dating back to the D&D Steam Tunnels debacle at Michigan State University, which exemplified the the conservatives' beliefs that "those games are evil and will Destroy Our Children." This incident earily echoes in the amazing teen novel The Body of Christopher Creed, by Carol Plum-Ucci.

Have you played a board war game or classic RPG? Is it a fond memory? or do you now say "What was I thinking???"

Tell me about your favorite or least favorite gaming experiences! And, check out this list of gaming books the library has!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Tuesday Trivia

Richard Lederer, in Literary Trivia, wonders if you know your names? Sometimes the "title character" isn't named in the title. What are the actual names for these "title characters?"

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, by Victor Hugo.

A Man for All Seasons, by Robert Bolt.

The Pathfinder by James Fenimore Cooper.

The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas. (Bonus question - what was the fourth musketeer's name?)

Here's the answer to last week's trivia question:
(Also from Richard Lederer's Literary Trivia)

What is the folly in Joseph Conrad's Almayer's Folly?
Here the folly is the house. In architecture, a folly is often used to indicate "An extravagant, frivolous or fanciful building, designed more for artistic expression than for practicality."

What does wuthering mean in Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights?
Wuthering is the sound that wind makes in trees.

In Robert Browning's "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" and Gerard Manley Hopkins' "Pied Beauty", what does pied mean?
In this context, pied means "multicolored" or "blotched". It can indicate "motley", like the brightly colored clothing jesters wear, or similar to calico.

In Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Five Orange Pips," what are pips?
Pip can mean a lot of different things, but in this context, it means Seeds.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - All About Buzzards

As the sparrows return to Capistrano, the Buzzards return to Hinckley Ohio every March 15th! Who'd have thought it?

As often happens when I start researching the topics for the book group, I'm surprised to find out just how much I DID NOT know about buzzards!

First, a buzzard isn't what we think of as a buzzard. A true buzzard is only found in Europe, and is a type of hawk, similar to a red tailed hawk.

What we think of as a buzzard is actually a vulture. There are two types of vultures - old world vultures, found in Europe, Africa, and Asia. They are a type of raptor (like hawks). New world vultures (found in the Americas) are descended from ibises and storks. The Turkey Vulture Society has a fascinating explanation of how the two types are the same and different.

Vultures do not gather and circle over dying animals. Nor will they kill pets and small children. Vultures soar on thermals, circling to gain altitude. They're attracted by the scent of mercaptan, a gas that forms as decomposition starts. Vultures do not eat live animals.

A group of vultures is called a "venue" A group of vultures circling in the air is called a "kettle."

The Turkey Vulture Society has a fascinating list of Fast Facts, including why vultures, er, excrete their waste all over their own legs. There's a link to the FAQs on that page which includes information about how to attract or repel vultures.

Vultures don't vocalize much. They will mostly hiss. Young vultures will sometimes grunt.

Vultures vomit as a defense mechanism. If what comes out is digested, it's so foul smelling that it repels most attackers. Sometimes a vulture will vomit an undigested meal, so they can fly away from danger more quickly. Many predators will be more interested in the resulting "free meal" than in the fleeing vulture.

There are a lot of different types of vultures. The King Vulture looks like a cross between an eagle, a puffin, a dodo and a circus clown!

I've always been rather fond of the concept of buzzards for a bizarre reason. In high school French class, we watched a spaghetti western that had been dubbed in French. The movie's theme song (sung in English) started "Oh Turkey Buzzard..." We were trying to translate that into French, and the teacher told us that "turkey buzzard" in French is "dindon buse". I'm not going to tell you how many decades it's been since, and I still remember that. The odd phrases we remember from language class... ("Potato Chip" in German is "kartoffel chip" - the Germans adopted our word!)


Saturday, March 7, 2009

Weekend Update


What's happening at your library next week?

Here's the schedule for events for grownups, for the week of Saturday 7 March 2009 through Friday 13 March 2009:
(Click on the link for times, and more information)

Saturday 3/7/2009
Summerlin Library: Workshop: Guest Illustrator - Greg Hildebrandt

Sunday 3/8/2009
Whitney Library: Film - Carlito's Way
Sunrise Library: Film - Sunday Morning Matinee - The Secret Life of Bees

Monday 3/9/2009
West Charleston Library: AARP Tax Assistance

Tuesday 3/10/2009
Clark County Library: Film - Tuesday Afternoon at the Bijou - Love Me Tonight
Clark County Library: Film - The Film Movement Collection - The Trap (Klopka)

Wednesday 3/11/2009
Spring Valley Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Las Vegas Library: Emotional Sound Techniques
West Charleston Library: Emotional Sound Techniques
Sunrise Library: Film - Foreign Film Series - A Very Long Engagement (French)
Clark County Library: UNLV Jazz Concert Series
Clark County Library: Author Visit - Paranormal Bender Tour

Thursday 3/12/2009
Clark County Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Clark County Library: Film - Banff Mountain Film Festival World Tour

Friday 3/13/2009
Enterprise Library: AARP Tax Assistance
Clark County Library: CCSD's Mariachi Honors Band Concert

Friday, March 6, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Characters

Here is a list of all the folk you'll be encountering in the book.

Meg Langslow - Blacksmith and temporary receptionist for Mutant Wizards Games
Michael Waterston - Meg's boyfriend, actor on a hit TV show, and drama professor
Ted Corrigan - "The Practical Joker" - Programmer for Mutant Wizards
George - a buzzard - Mutant Wizards' mascot
Spike - Michael's mother's 9 pound evil dog
Katy - The office wolfhound
Rob Langslow - Meg's brother, attorney, creator of Lawyer's from Hell, and founder of Mutant Wizards Games
Dr. James Langslow - Meg's father
Margaret Langslow - Meg's mother
Frankie - "The Eager One" - junior programmer for Mutant Wizards Games
Elizabeth "Liz" Mitchell - corporate attorney for Mutant Wizards Games
Dr. Brown - Anger Management therapist and creator of the Affirmation Bear
Roger - "The Stalker" - System Administrator for Mutant Wizards Games
Jack Ransom - either "The Hunk" or "The Sane One" - Team leader for Mutant Wizards Games
Rico -"Rhode Island Rico" - Graphic designer for Mutant Wizards
Chief Burke - Caerphilly Virginia Chief of Police
Luis Cruz - "No Nickname" - Programmer for Mutant Wizards
Danny - Police Officer
Dr. Lorelei Gruber - Relationship therapist and moderator for "Lorelei Listens" radio show
Keisha - "The Cyber Goddess" - one of the few female programmers for Mutant Wizards
Dahlia Waterston - Michael's mother and Spike's owner
Eugene Mason - Ex employee for Mutant Wizards
Edwina Sprocket - Deceased owner of a tchochki filled home outside Caerphilly
Anna Floyd - Romance writer
Randall - one of Dr. Lorelei's amorous patients
Clarence "Doc" Rutledge - "The Biker" - Veterinarian, animal activist and animal aggression reduction therapist
Dr. Glass - Dr. Lorelei's mousy husband
Nameless Rabid Fan - trying to get her hands on an early copy of Lawyer's From Hell II
Assorted other programmers, techies and therapists

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Random Thursday - eBook Readers

eBooks - where do you read them?

Most of us probably start by reading them on our computers. But, it's a bit difficult to curl up by the fire with your monitor and keyboard, and a good eMystery novel.

Portable, dedicated-use ebook readers have been around for quite a while. There was a big splash of first generation eBook readers in 2000 by Franklin, Gemstar, Rocket, and a host of others. They were clunky, and there was no good source of content, so they were expensive, mostly usless toys.

The original Kindle changed that. When it was announced, I was enthralled to find that every single title I checked was avaible in Kindle format. I didn't buy a Kindle then, but I'm thinking harder about it now. The reviews have been favorable.

There are other eBook readers out there - the Sony Reader and the upcoming new toy from Hearst that is intended to read periodicals only.

And how about reading on your NetBook (mini laptop)? Why not do that?

My boss attended the CES convention last January, and she was startled to see that, not only CD players were gone like they'd never existed, but MP3 players were disappearing entirely also. Everything was going to the uber media toys like iTouch, iPhone, Zen, and other portable media players. If they have Internet access, can be a phone, and brew you coffee, even better!

And Amazon just announced the Kindle for iPhone app as a free download from Apple, so all the Kindle titles are now available for your iPhone. (And, they can be in color, which is a step up from the grayscale only Kindle. But, you can't get the content as easily.)

What I like about the Kindle is the screen is much bigger than any of these. Amazon makes getting content really simple (and the books I like are CHEAP!) Am I just a dinosaur with weak eyes? What do you think? Will eBook readers disappear entirely in the iPhone/iTouch generation?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Author Information

Donna Andrews was born a long time ago, in a Yorktown, Virginia far, far away. (None of her biographies will admit to a birth date!) She attended college at the University of Virginia, where she studied writing as it relates to English and Drama.

Before publishing her first book (Murder with Peacocks) in 1998 (which was the winner of the Malice Domestic / St. Martin's Press Best First Traditional Mystery contest) she worked "on the communications staff" of a "large financial institution" in Washington DC, spending a lot of her time acting as the translator between the marketing department and the IT department. The office politics in a large organization also gave her a "profound understanding of the criminal mind."

When she's not writing, she's torturing herself crawling into holes, climbing up cliffs, crawling into more holes, learning to be a Private Investigator, and crawling into yet more holes. (For a woman who exhibits symptoms of claustrophobia, she's a real masochist!)

For a woman who is so facile with words, Andrews is amazingly invisible in the "interview-sphere" on line. I was only able to find one printed interview. Fortunately the interview with Betty Webb is a goodie, with an unimaginably complete list of puffin-puns!

(Visualize me doing a more than rudimentary Google search...) OK, I lied. I found more interviews.
Interview by Sandra Parshall
Audio Interview with Dallas Book Diva on the topic of Six Geese a Slaying
Audio Interview with Dallas Book Diva on the topic of Cockatiels at Seven
Audio Interview with Dallas Book Diva on the topic of The Penguin who Knew too Much
Heirloom bookstore Interview
Interview in Mystery Morgue
Inkspot Interview part 1 and part 2
Interview
by Tayler Bloom
Interview by Betty Webb
I'm sure there are more, but there's a limit to how many pages I'll go into Google. If that isn't enough, you can always read Andrews' blog.

In addition to the Mag Langslow bird mysteries, she's written a series of "technocozies" about an "artificial intelligence personality (read that "intelligent self-aware computer") named Turing Hopper:
You've Got Murder
Click Here for Murder
Access Denied
Delete All Suspects

Andrews has racked up an impressive list of awards.

She's won the Agatha for Murder with Peacocks and You've got Murder.
She's won the St. Martin's/Malice Domestic Award for the Best First Traditional Mystery for Murder with Penguins.
She's won the Anthony for Murder with Penguins
She won the Barry for Murder with Penguins.
She won the Lefty for Murder with Penguins and We'll Always have Parrots.
She won the Toby Bromberg Award of Excellence for Crouching Buzzard, Leaping Loon.

Andrews is a member of her local chapters of Sisters in Crime, Mystery Writers of America, and Private Investigators and Security Association.

In addition to her own blog, you can find her writing at Moments in Crime (her publisher's blog), Femmes Fatales, and the Sisters in Crime blog.

All in all, she seems like a pretty cool person. It's nice to like the authors you're reading!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Tuesday Trivia

Richard Lederer, in Literary Trivia, challenges your knowledge of literary etymology and wonders if you know...

What is the folly in Joseph Conrad's Almayer's Folly?

What does wuthering mean in Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights?

In Robert Browning's "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" and Gerard Manley Hopkins' "Pied Beauty", what does pied mean?

In Arthur Conan Doyle's "The Five Orange Pips," what are pips?

Here's the answer to last week's trivia question:
(Also from Richard Lederer's Literary Trivia)

Shocking Headlines from Literature! Can you identify these books?

VERONA TEENS COMMIT DOUBLE SUICIDE - FAMILIES VOW TO END CLAN VENDETTA
-Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

SKELETON OF WINE TASTER DISCOVERED BEHIND BRICK WALL IN MANSION CELLAR
-A Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe

DOCTOR'S WIFE AND LOCAL MINISTER EXPOSED FOR CONCEIVING ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER
- The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

Monday, March 2, 2009

Crouching Buzzard - Introduction

Donna Andrews' Meg Langslow series features a stong woman main character (Meg) with a hunkie and competant boyfriend (Michael) and an impressively zany family.

The books all take place in various parts of fairly rural Virginia.

One of the coolest things about the series is each book focuses on a particular topic, and the murder takes place in that context. Dick Francis is the author who has always done this best, but Andrews is running a close second.

Murder with Peacocks addresses the topics of wedding planning and dressmaking, with a bit of poisonous landscaping thrown in.

Murder with Puffins looks into artists, birdwatching and living in a small tourist town.

Revenge of the Wrought-Iron Flamingos looks at planning an conducting historic recreations and being a vendor at various craft and event fairs.

Crouching Buzzard, Leaping Loon (our title) looks at dot com startups, therapists, and computer and fantasy role playing games.

We'll Always Have Parrots investigates media (like Star Trek) conventions, the reality of acting in a popular low-budget television show, and goes a bit into intellectualy property rights and law.

Owl's Well That Ends Well looks at purchasing and renovating a money pit, and hosting a large garage/yard sale.

No Nest for the Wicket brings out Extreme Cricket (and by corollary other Extreme Sports) and Morris Dancing.

The Penguin Who Knew Too Much looks at small zoos and animal welfare, and dabbles into the difficulties of eloping, and DNA tests.

Cockatiels at Seven discusses animal breeding for sale, dog dancing, and smuggling.

Six Geese a-Slaying looks into parade planning.

All of the books are funny and entertaining. The mysteries are excellent. They're super "cozy mysteries" that are more serious than some of the coziest, but never actually get to "tense" in attitude.

I laughed a lot reading all these books, but read avidly to the last page to get the answers. They're a great way to relax and enjoy with no stress at all!